STUPID CUPID

Wednesday, February 14th, 2024 - 7:00 pm

$149 +tax and ticketing fee

No sappy love songs, flowers, or chocolates, at this Valentine’s “non-celebration”! Our cast have some heart-wrenching tales to spill about past relationships, unrequited love, and and the commercialization of romance, BUT, they will do it as only they can, with their raunchy, bawdy, laugh-a-minute sarcasm.

Specialty cocktails will soothe your pain, and free-flowing beer and wine are available throughout the evening to get through this objectionable holiday nightmare. Chef Dave is whipping up a fabulous 4-course secret meal that is sure to heal the wounds of ‘ex’s and oh’s’ past! Please let us know about any dietary restrictions at the time of booking, and our Culinary Team will be happy to accommodate you.

Abandon your inhibitions and non-celebrate the evening in boas, bangles, or sweatpants… feel free to deck yourself out in whatever Valentine garb suits your style. Whether you bring your partner, a date, a group, or ride solo, it'll be a Valentine's dinner no one will soon forget!

FAIR WARNING: The characters bringing you STUPID CUPID have been known to tell extremely off-color jokes, sing raunchy lyrics, use more than their share of four-letter words, dress a bit risqué, and are (most of the time) downright nasty. If you are easily offended this is not the party for you.

We hope you’ll join us at the table to delight in all the trials, tribulations, pitfalls and sarcastic silver linings of this Hallmark-induced holiday!